What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:37

-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Are you already having anal sex?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
Goldfinger
Dr No
Moonraker
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?